is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
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