roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
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You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
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