So I went home with some chick last night... I'm not sue what's worse: not getting a nut at 5am, the condom breaking and not being replaced, feeling poo when I put my finger in her but, sleeping on a heroin mattress in her living room, her swine flu coughing fit at 7am or realizing she peed the matt at 10am. Actually it was probably the fact that she continuously told me she was the classiest girl in boulder.
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
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