Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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