Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
These tits shall not be calmed
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
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