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found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
The following message is brought to you by IMSOFUCKINGSORRY. Dude I'm really sorry I got you arrested last night. You are allowed to choose a repayment plan from the following options: Money, weed, or a single kick to the balls any time within the next calender months. Repayment outside of the aforementioned options can be negotiated and considered within reason.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
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