remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
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mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
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Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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