I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
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