I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
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