Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
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The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
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How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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