we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
I want to stick my p in your. b.
Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
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