Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
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