I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
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How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
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Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
Oh and itโs been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! ๐๐๐๐ฌ๐ณ๐
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