it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
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