Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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