its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
It was my birthday today and i decided that i am not checking my notifications on facebook so ill feel popular
Wrong number and your a loser
I unwillingly was the ball between four hungry hippos last night. I thought the one chick was actually going to eat me
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
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