I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
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