Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
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Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
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Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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