My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
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