Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
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Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
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She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
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