Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
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