Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
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