she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
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searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
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I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
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