Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
So much rum. So many feels.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
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