yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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