we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
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thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
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They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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