So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
Walked in the bathroom at work and my boss was taking a shit with the stall wide open and responded "oh yeah, I forgot you never have been to prison "
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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