My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
Being drunk with magicians is fucking mind blowing. This Asian guy just made a platypus appear and disappear. This is not a drill.
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
There are leaves in my underwear?
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
Randomize