fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
Randomize
