You went to the wrong car, tried to open the locked door, and started crying because you thought we were playing a mean trick. Then the owner came...
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
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Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
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Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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