That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
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But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
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Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
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