I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
Randomize
