Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
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