She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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