Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
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