three words: i give head
three words: not that well
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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