I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
so much tequila, so little girl.
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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