Why are handjobs necessary in class?
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
Randomize