Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
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Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
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He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
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