What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
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Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
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People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
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