How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
You didn't have enough money so you tried to convince the cashier that "four dollar foot long" rolled off the tongue better. Stop drinking. Immediately.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
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