i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
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