I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
Don't make this awkward for me. Don't let your mom come near the bathroom. I can't meet your mom for the first time while I'm shitting. Dont make this awkward.
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
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