I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
Sext me about skeletons
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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