sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
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I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
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she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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