i would punch a child for taco bell
i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
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His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
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Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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