38 yer olds are good kisserssss
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
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Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
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I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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