We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
You were plastered and wouldn't stop telling this hot girl about your plan to graffiti a church in easter colored spray-paint saying that Jesus was a Zombie... she kept saying her father was a pastor...
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
I filled two of the glass ornaments in my mom's bathroom last night with vodka. That way no one sees me drinking on Christmas. Alcoholic or genius? All I know it makes bathroom trips frequent and enjoyable.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
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