I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
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