I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
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She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
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THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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