i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
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arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
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This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
Times have changed. Freshman year I could throw my shirt in a bonfire and still get laid. Now when I puke in my girlfriend's bed on her birthday I'm "an asshole"
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
Please don't give away my fajitas
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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