What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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