As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
You're gonna die alone anyway. Even if you do meet a man, they die earlier than women. Best case, you have to deal with grieving over his death and then die alone a couple years later. Worst case, you get a terminal illness and he divorces you, leaving you to die alone anyway.
Thanks, mom.
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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