I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
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