Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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