I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
You couldn't find your shoe so you introduced yourself as Cinderella for the rest of the night.
Ahh that explains the text from creepy mike saying he would be my prince charming.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
Randomize
