the new term for farting is butt boxing.
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
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