Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
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He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
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I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
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