I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
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